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NO!!! My caffeine dispenser (aka my coffee maker) is broken, and I don’t have the funds to go buy a new one (or used one, for that matter). Not only am I going to be grumpy from lack of gourmet coffee (one of the few things I splurge on), but I am now also deprived of my morning ritual of coffee and Boingo tunes/Elfman scores. Boingo and Elfman just won’t be the same at 6 a.m. without a cup (or eleven) of glorious coffee…grumble…I suppose there are OTHER things I could be doing at 6 a.m. besides gulping down liquid drugs and listening to LPs…
-E (who finds green tea to be a poor substitute for someone who’s used to dark, rich, hazelnut-scented elixir of life…)
Veeeery interesting, Erika.
-S (who finds a Danny Elfman Discussion Board to be a poor substitute for real life…)
Hey, what can I say? At least my drug of choice is legalized; if it weren’t, I’d be up a you-know-what-creek without a paddle. I’m a caffeine junkie, plain and simple…but I do plan on just sticking with that, nothing too hardcore for me…
One of my cats pissed all over my clothes the night before last and I had to stay home from school and wash them.
The Cat is Dead…at least you don’t have to get up at 6am and go to work with the working class. Heck if I were you I would take the phone off, lock the door, close the curtains, make sure that the neighbors are without suspision and masurbate to Oingo Boingo’s Nasty Habits. Oh, sorry your cat pissed on you.
. . . that’s going a little too far.
“…at least you don’t have to get up at 6am and go to work with the working class.”
Wild sex in the working class?
Hey Marshmallow Pod Person,
Don’t steal my screen name, kiddo. I don’t particularly enjoy being toyed with. If you wanted a reaction – which I’m sure you did – consider your goal attained, because I’m more than a little peeved. I could go further, but I’m not wanting to ruin my good mood. And quite frankly, what other people’s nasty habits are, I don’t particularly care to know. What you do is fine, what I do is fine; let’s leave it at that and stop dispensing advice under an assumed identity.
And another thing: “suspision” and “masurbate?” Hey, we’re all prone to grammatical and/or spelling errors from time to time; however, you really should learn the correct spelling of your favorite “playtime activity,” if you get my drift. Do you want to know mine?
*I’m sure the suspense is killing you. :::Drumroll:::
READING! Yep, settling down with some Russian Literature, strong black coffee, and a slice of pumpkin walnut cheesecake = paradise. So what if it sounds geeky and geriatric? I’m perfectly okay with being 21 going on 50.
But hey, if you like to “romp and play by yourself when they’re away,” that’s your business. Have fun, kid. Don’t break too many springs on your bed…
I love It!
Hey Erika–that is the “real” Erika! We all know you know how to spell!
But coffee is nasty! It’s like watered-down mud, or something (hey, I sampled dirt when I was about four–I can therefore conclude what watered-down mud would taste like, which is coffee. And I don’t know why I suddenly find myself sounding so much like Mojo Jojo, when Dexter’s Lab is my cartoon of choice).
As for my source of caffeine, that would be Mountain Dew. The magical elixer that looks like cat piss. Mmmm….cat piss! (Go on, go on–say it! I know, watered-down mud sounds better than cat piss, but I’ve never had cat piss, so I wouldn’t know)!
And nothing can make mornings good, anyways. Caffeine, or not. Stupid evil mornings….
Dead – trust me on this one, I used to HATE coffee. I was a hardcore Mountain Dew freak, but switched to coffee because it’s cheaper, allows me to save calories for important things (like chocolate eclairs), and the caffeine content is much higher than regular pop. If you get the fair trade, gourmet coffee, it tastes WONDERFUL (but it’s an acquired taste, I”ll admit).
Ugh…mornings…well, specifically any time in between 5 a.m. and noon should be obliterated.
How does this relate to Elfman? Well, he *does* make several references in interviews and such to being irritable because he hasn’t had enough coffee. It’s a much-needed, legalized drug that many Americans depend on for their very survival…
This was a really stupid reply to your original comment. Sorry.
-E (and yes, what some may call “soda” will always be “pop” to me…it’s a Midwestern term, I think)
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