Danny Elfman is a fantastic Composer

[Anonymous]

Hi, come from Wilhehlmshaven, Germany, and i think, Danny Elfman is a great Composer, his Score to Red Dragon is very good. My favourite Score´s:

Batman
Batman Returns
Planet of the Apes
Proof of life
Spider-Man
Red Dragon
Men in Black 1&2

I hope, Danny became a Academy Award for this Score Spider-Man.

Sincerly yours,

Juergen

[Anonymous]

Wow ein deutscher Danny Elfman Fan Klasse!!!

[Anonymous]

Wow noch ein deutscher Danny Elfman Fan Klasse!!! Ich dachte schon ich bin der einzige! *g*

[Anonymous]

Yeah, it would be kind of interesting if Danny Elfman really “became an Academy Award”. But what would happen if a double-headed Llama became Danny Elfman? Or if James Horner became a double-headed plastic dildo? (“Thrust gently against each other for deeper and more satisfying penetration.”) What about a double-headed plastic James Horner becoming a giant helium-filled gerbil? Or a giant dildo-filled wild turkey (one of the most famous birds in North America – did you know that Benjamin Franklin wanted to make the wild turkey, not the Bald Eagle, the national bird of the United States?) becoming Alan Silvestri’s latest score for ol’ Jerry boy’s “Pirates of the Carribean” starring Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, the yummy Legolas guy from LOTR?
So many questions. I do not dare to answer them.

[Anonymous]

shock, we need to get u a man/woman companion, and quick

[Anonymous]

and i thought i was the creepy one around here… cheers! cheers!

-Alonso (“excuse me Terrance” “yes phillip?” FARTTTTTTT!!!!!)

[Anonymous]

If a double-headed llama became Elfman, we could name him Horace AND Lester! Yay for Elfman! Yay for llamas! Yay for vampirous llamas on trampolines! If Elfman ever became a llama, he should star in Nat’s lovely rendition of “Hopping Bloody Llamas.” If Horner ever became a llama, the rest of the herd would probably just feast on him every once in a while and leave him to rot in the sun – you know, being vampirous and all. *Ahem* Oops, did I really say that? Well, it was just an idea…

-E

[Anonymous]

Okay, okay, I”m JUST KIDDING on the Horner comment. That SHOULD have been Williams instead of Horner (To all you Johnny Williams and/or Jimmy Horner fans out there – I’m only kidding).

All in good fun,
Erika (who is rarely serious)

[Anonymous]

If Danny ever became a llama…

I, I, I love little llamas, they make me feel so good

or

Wild Sex (in the Petting Zoo)

or

Dead Llama’s Party

maybe

Same Llama I was Before

how about

Elevator Llama

better

Reptiles and Samurai Llamas

um…I should just stop now…

Jo the crayzee little llama elfgirl

[Anonymous]

What if some people started taking medication? You still hear the voices, but the personalities aren’t always there….

[Anonymous]

I vote for “Llamas and Samurai.” Who’s with me? Sluggo’s lines would change to: “Llamas…have pretty tails, big ears, they like to spit.” Danny would sing: “Samurai and llamas…alpacas…and samurai.” Wow, somebody should tell the Dead Man’s Party guys about this and see what they say! (Or not…)

-E

[Anonymous]

What’s this? What’s this?
These llamas everywhere!
What’s this?
These llamas in my head!
What’s this?
I can’t believe my ears
I must be dreaming
Wake up, jack, this isn’t there!
What’s this?

What’s this? What’s this?
There’s something very wrong
What’s this?
These llama’s singing songs

What’s this?
The streets are lined with
Little llamas laughing
Every llama seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What’s this?

[Anonymous]

“Singing Samurai Llamas” – hey Erika, I think I’ve found the sequal idea to your Hopping Bloody Llamas! Now if someone would just write it.

Nat

[Anonymous]

There are more Danny-Elfman-Fans in Germany, but you’re right: unfortunately not too many.

We’re two of the few fans here.

To whom it may be of some interest: poor Juergen is victim of a “false friend”:
in English “to get” = “bekommen” in German
in English “to become” = “werden” in German

So many Germans think that “bekommen” = “to become”.

D & J

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