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…that in present-day Ireland, it was Celtic custom for the chieftan to copulate with a horse on midsummer’s eve? (THis was several centuries ago, of course…) Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa! Don’t ask me how I know that, I just…do.
Ah, those silly Irish: using their crops to make beer (which I’m not complaining about, o’course) and having flings with horses. Eh well…
Gotta add a little irreverent humor somehow,
EHey, my uncle told me stories about his youth back in Cuba, and he lived on a ranch, which not only had horses, but cows and chickens and pigs! Go figure!
Just HOW sane were the cowboys in the days of the Old West? It gives me pause.What does your uncle growing up with horses, cattle, and pigs have to do with Celtic chieftans raping horses?
I know what dobbs is talking about, I live in Puerto Rico and I have an idea of what kind of stories are those. But like everybody… “it was someone I knew” kind of thing.
Bobby
now here’s an interesting disscussion for an elman site. thanks erika for the always lovley nifty facts!
lexi: for repressed desire add fuel to the fire
Yeah, I figured Celtic chieftans satisfying their carnal lust via unlucky livestock had a lot of relevance in an Elfman/filmmusic discussion board. (Hey, I’m 75% Irish, so chances are fairly high that my male ancestors took advantage of this demented sort of “prima noctra” at least once…)
Say, wasn’t there some law in one of the southern states stating that one could copulate with his/her poultry (living, not deceased), but not his/her neighbor’s poultry? Always wondered that…uh, for reasons I don’t feel like expounding upon…yeah, that’s it… *grins* Sort of like Alabama supposedly attempting to outlaw vibrators for women, presumably so the male citizens don’t have to keep resorting to livestock?
There’s a saying here in Nebraska: “Nebraska: where the men are few, and the cattle are afraid.” Hahaha!
This is getting a bit too weird, even for my tastes,
EHey my uncle rode his horse, and poked his horse, and even said he saw some other cowboy stuff his own horse one time. Must be like some kind of “outback” fad or something…I’m guessing it was all the rage back then…
I wouldn’t doubt celtic folks tapping livestock, either…from where i stand, the Irish have always been the “cowboys” to the British — or rednecks, even (to be more crude) and the Brits would be more like your cosmopolitan areas like New York, etc…god love em.
Im half irish, so i’m allowed to speculate with impunity. AYE ya blaeedin baesterd! Imagine all the rape that would be eliminated if only those types of people just went to the farm and pumped away on a sheep…and Leprechauns really did exist in Ireland. They’re called midgets.Thankfully for me my horse is an evil b**** and would kick the living crap out of anyone trying to do that.
Does she look happy to you? I think not . . . I love the pinned ears and that nasty sneer she’s got going on
She trampled me during this photo session, and she *likes* me . . . I should train her as an attack horse.Seriously though . . . I find the apparent acceptance of this type of behavior very disturbing.
Attack horse, eh? I’ll admit that she looks very…big and slightly frightening…beautiful coat, though. I have hermit crabs – pets, pets I tell you! – that I think have some sort of innate “attack” mechanism…they pinch everybody who tries to pick them up (excepting me, of course). So…not only am I deprived of a cool horse to photograph in frightening stances, I’m stuck with hermit crabs for pets…it’s official: my life sucks more…hahaaa!
Neil Diamond is amassing a leprechaun army in a backwoods cabin in Georgia. He’s planning to take on David Bowie and the goblins in an epic battle soon. And all because the goblins forced themselves upon Neil’s collection of midget horses, which are now impregnated and becoming a bit vampiric. Lousy Brits and their randy goblins…what is this world coming to? Eh well…
-E (and now you’re all wondering, “How old is she?”)
Ah . . . it’s the look on her face. I guess you have to be a horse person to appreciate the VERY dirty look she’s giving me (I had made that halter for her the day before and she hates anything white, plus she hates being asked to rear up and does a really lazy job of it too). She’s a spoiled snot, which is why I love her.
Animal raping is just wrong! Even if I was drunk, I wouldn’tve appriciated that visual image!
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