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:flinch: yow. the marshmallow version of erika- maybe you should just change your forum name. it’s also best to do it now, just because.
lexi: the cycle repeats itself as the marshmallow begins to bring in her own frightening personal trivia and we only stray farther from elfman-related topics. let’s just hope we’ve evolved past counter-insulting. tune in next time!
p.s. and nobody catch her/him on the pastries (pastry’s) thing!
p.s.s. damn. i was about to send this when the wrath of erika showed up!
I take walks with my neighbor to discuss personal things all the time. . . wait. No I don’t! What am I thinking? *shakes head and bangs it against a wall SO hard, grey matter starts to oooze out of skull*
aha! now i know the reason the original erika set up this discussion! the marshmallow pod-erika said in a previous page that she/he likes to mastrebate (dammit! i can’t spell it either!) to ‘nasty habits’. eek! (this could also be weirder depending on whether marshmallow is a boy or girl.) so, the real erika was a little ‘peeved’ because she prefers to read.
now, the marshmallow is a bong ripper who(m) also happens to be a member of the champion sport fishing team (the master baters.) i would not want to be mistaken for this person either. and stay away from meat, while you’re at it.
lexi: 15 going on 50. (may 29! buy me a present!)
I think Stay-Puft needs to realize that no one is required to read and respond to every thread. Furthermore, no one is required to read or respond to every post within a thread.
Hey Marshmellow, stop checking the “email replies to this thread” box and you’ll find it very easy to skip threads that are too off topic for you.
And I notice that you seem to participate in the off topic discussion a lot, so I think you actually enjoy it more than you admit.
I can usually figure out aftter about 3 posts if I have any interest in a thread. Some I can tell by the subject line and the author.
Nothing personal to anyone, really. I just know that certain people combined with certain topics means a thread that is more technical than I want to read. It’s great for people who have a strong music background or who are really into every little detail of each note, but that isn’t me.
Not me at all.
I’m here to talk about Danny’s toes.
“Who are you?”
“Follow the cold chill running down your spine.”
Oh my….sounds like invasion of the body snatchers, or something. I swear, I go away for a couple of weeks and the @!#$ just hits the fan….
And what…er…”talented” toes they are
I don’t know about the rest of you, but Red Dragon is my newest slice of heaven…there’s a heavy score, if you take the time to listen to it more than once…you find something new each and every listen! God, I love that man!-E (happy early birthday, Lexi. Mine isn’t for a while, but ’tis earlier than yours…)
well, instead of celebrating my far-off may 29 birthday, we should celebrate mr. elfboy’s. wasn’t he born in october? no.. that would make him a libra..
lexi: mmmm birthday choco cake with rasberry filling!
well, girls who seem to love the toes so much, what are your thoughts on rubber duckies?
lexi: i know what’s on your mind, but it’s not what you think it is…
No, Elfman was born in May…can’t remember what day, though. I know, I”m such a bad fan! Rubber duckies, eh? Sorry, never had one, never wanted one…but I *do* like the fanged ducks in NMBC (durign “Making Christmas”)
-E
“but I *do* like the fanged ducks in NMBC” Yeah, I wouldn’t mind having one of those, myself.
It’s May 25, I believe. . . exactly a month before MY b-day!
Elfman is May 29 also, actually.
See here for ne bio: http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&cf=gen&id=1800032561&intl=us
Sting has an October birthday. His was the 2nd. Same day Adam Ant was sentenced for his little incident.
But getting back to sort of on topic…
Rubber duckies get in the way.
::goes pale:: he was born on my birthday?
lexi: she could only watch the video if the duck was there.
I would physically assault Sting if I ever saw him. They play his stuff at work ALL the time. Stupid, stupid job. Dead man in Ohio if he ever comes this way….Sting boy!
I take it you don’t like his music.
Seems a perfectly good reason to kill the man.
I wonder how long ago Danny would have been murdered if certain people had applied the same rationale in their lives.
Actually I have nothing against Sting personally. I just hate my job more than anything, and when they play the same crap over and over and over and over and….it just makes the voices all the more agitated. And, whoever is in charge of the music has a penchant for Sting.
And, it is in my opinion that anyone who is forced to listen to the same stuff all the time, should rightfully be able to sue for cruel and unusual punishment. I don’t really know of anyplace that forces their employees to listen to Danny all day, though….
You think you got it tough? Back when I was working at Best Buy, a soundtrack for “Who Wants to be a Millionare?” was released and put into Best Buy radio’s circulation. All day long I had to listen to some crappy hip-hop flavored song that went, roughly: “I want to be a millionare/buy anything/never work another day/ask me nicely, I might share/I want to be a millionare.”
Listening to that was about as pleasant as being dragged through barbed wire by a John Deere tractor.
I have control over the music my classes listen to on Fridays…although I tend to be diplomatic about it, and let them bring in what they enjoy. My only stipulation is that it be nothing that degrades humans (of any race, sexual orientation or gender) and doesn’t contain the word “f—” more than thrice in the CD. (Hey, I’m trying to be realistic; they’re going to say it anyway, so why try to pretend it doesn’t exist?)
However, when they’ve been especially crappy that week, I’ll force my ancient, LP-converted Raffi CD on them. Ha- talk about torture! Teenagers listening to “Baby Beluga” on repeat for 50 glorious minutes…it’s no wonder I get death threats
-E
Author: Evil Dead said:
it just makes the voices all the more agitated. And, whoever is in charge of the music has a penchant for Sting.**********************
When Sting was still with the Police, they had a song called “Voices Inside My Head.” Maybe if they played that one… you know, perhaps you would begin to feel connected to Sting and come to love the soundtrack of your workday.
If that doesn’t work, we can have Erika replace it with Raffi. Now THAT could make Sting very welcome inside your head.
hey, pammy! are you baggin’ on my raffi?
lexi: okay, so a guy walk into a bar with a twelve inch pianist..
–I think I’m glad I haven’t been hanging around here lately…
On the other hand, things at the Burton Collective aren’t looking to bright thanks to a one seriously messed up man… well, nevermind.And replying to Lexi’s siggie:
-Emhelm
“I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist.” -Bart Simpson“Twelve inch pianist?” Well, that’s just fantastic, kids…yeah…I’m going to continue to listen to Red Dragon, and NOT think about an exceedingly small piano player…although it is kinda tempting
-E (who has a friend who also happens to be an official “little person,” – the PC-term for the commonly used “midget.” I also found the term “pianist” to be hilarious up until about the time I turned 12…)
Nothing could make Sting feel welcome in my head; all my voices detest his music.
But actually I haven’t mentioned the worst of it–namely because I didn’t want to taint this site–but my work also plays boy bands, which in my little world is the ultimate evil.
That, and they constantly make up stupid little jingles in hopes of selling more crap.
Anyways, it would be nice to have a job where you could listen to what you wanted when you wanted….
irk. was it Jhonen Vazquez’s Johnny the Homicidal Maniac that created this problem? Since when is it so popular to be insane? no, not batty or nutzo, the children say they are hearing voices and they have laws in their ‘little worlds.’ so wait.. in my town.. first it was the ‘surf bum’ then the ‘prep-punk-look’ and now the ‘freerange mental case.’ all these peopl should go to therapy.
lexi: went it comes to my brain, i believe in education not sanitation, but these poor children are clean as a whistle!
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