TMZ: “Burton’s Ex Alleges Massive Conspiracy’

[Ryan Keaveney]

http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/27/tim-burtons-ex-alleges-massive-conspiracy/

Ryan

[RCox]

Why are the beautiful so crazy? Perhaps she fried her brain trying to figure out the ending to Burton’s laughable “Planet of the Apes,” one of her most recent films.

[Spider-Fan]

According to IMDb, “Planet of the Apes” was her most recent film. Talk about milking it! How can she not get any work?

[gaba]

Well… as with anyone who isn’t my nearsest friend or family, and so I have no first-hand knowledge of what really happened – I tend to reserve my judgement.
It does sound ridiculous, with that I agree. *shrug*

[RCox]

I promised my first girlfriend I’d buy her a mansion made out of chocolate. Keep in mind that I was in first grade when I made this oath. I just hope this case doesn’t set a precedent that will force me to pay up.

[Knight]

What the hell?!?

No, I’m not taking about the Burton thing, I am saying there is someone out there named “Cherry Vanilla”? And they are a LAWYER? What the hell?!?

[RCox]

Maybe her father is Thomas Pynchon, who named a character Ronald Cherrycoke in “Gravity’s Rainbow.”

[Dawg Man]

Sounds like a new flavor of Coke.

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