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Guess I’m bored too…
The “ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer”-game:
Answer the question in the last post, and then ask a new question (stupid or not).Q: Did you understand the rules?
A: no
Q: do you like balogna?
A: Not really
Q: Does my hair look funny to you?
A: I can’t tell ’cause you still wear your tofu helmet.
Q: So what better setting for quantum fireworks than the picturesque Danube River?
A: In the kitchen of the yellow striped mustard monster with four and a half legs.
Q: What happened to Mr. Whale?
(hehe – my Physics teacher’s name is Mr. Whale!)
A: He farted and blew up the lab
Q: Did anyone see the hedgehog holding up that gas station the other night?
A: Yea, I saw it. It held up the gas station with a banana and a hypodermic needle.
Q: Where do the owl reside after taking a dump on a moss-covered rock on the east side of the Mississippi River after the first lunar cycle of four years after two years before ten years ago?
A: Inside Mr. Whale’s classroom.
Q: What happens if you jump into a pool of raisins?
Q: It becomes orange juice.
A: When is Mr. Whale going to reunite with his family in the southeast quadrant of the Pacific Ocean?
A: When raisins become orange juice.
Q: Did somebody phart?
A: It was me.
Q: What’s the best dream you’ve ever had? (non-stupid answers welcome)
A: The best dream I’ve ever had was once when I dreamt I fell upwards into the clouds, beyond into space. I reached the edge of the universe and stretched apart and de-molecularized and became a constellation.
Q: When do candles become the harnessed light of distant stars?
A: Every dream where I’m able to fly, which is extremely rare unfortunately. Usually, I fly by swimming in the air, but sometimes I hover obove the ground while standing and I can move really fast!
Q: Do you think Danny every comes to this message board?
Wow, I posted only a minute after you.
A: I really hope he doesn’t.
Q: What’s the worst nightmare you’ve ever had?
A: Finding my family murdered and then having my head shot off from the back of my head (I could actually feel it for a while before waking up).
Q: Why can’t I think of a question?
A: Because I can’t think of an answer that makes me look smart and witty.
Q: How did you get your nickname?
A: A little demon came to my room last night and whispered something in my ear. He called me “Mr. Dantz”. Actually, I just made it up.
Q: What happened to my shoes?
A: That same little demon stole them from you.
Q: What do you think it did with them?
A: It ate them.
Q: Why can’t I tell the girl I like that I like her?
A: Because you don’t speak the same language
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Nat
A: A lot of damn wood.
Q: Do rough winds really shake the darling buds of May?
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