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Danny Elfman is getting married to Bridget Fonda.
He sure is. As much as I don’t give a rat’s behind about his personal life, I have to admit a tiny bit of jealousy.
As far as I can tell, Fonda is the world’s only female Three Stooges fan, and that makes her something special.
Of course, she’s also talented and attractive, but that’s beside the point.
Burt
I don’t really care one way or the other, long as the guy keeps writing music and all….(but I’m betting the date will be October 31st–at least that’s when I would get married….yes, I am a walking cliche).
I think the “Ice Dance” shud be played as they walk down the aisle, and Tim Burton shud be the best man, even though richard is probly gonna be it, wat I’d give to be at that ceremony…
So… Since this is what everyone is speaking about… where did you find this out? From pictures of the yahoo group? From his brother’s “news” link? Just curious? As the FAN of all fans, like all of us… if he uses Colgate or Crest, who CARES!
Unless his personal life affects his writing style (god lets hope the woman won’t change him) he is still Danny Elfman. That is what he is.
What’s next on the scoring list… that is WHAT I want to know.
Yes, well, as you can see, it’s sometimes hard coming up with something to talk about when there isn’t a score right here and now that’s been released….and, if you want to talk about the old scores, they’ve been covered quite well in previous posts.
Also, it gets a little tedius when people tend to post the same replies over and over and over again….
Danny is around 5’10”. He has been working out and got in really great, buff shape, so he seems bigger. Stever Bartek is around 6’4″. I have used Danny’s toothpaste many times, but I don’t remember what brand (who notices that stuff in the morning anyway).
Thanks for the clarification! NOW maybe we can move onto something else…like what he named his first goldfish.
-E (who doesn’t really care what Elfman named his first goldfish, or if he’s ever had one. However, I have always wanted to get a 10 gallon aquarium and put one lone goldfish in there, just to see if they really DO grow to the size of their surroundings…)
Gee, what senseless topic should we beat to death next to get Rick to come out of the woodwork again? Shoe size maybe?
As for the goldfish, I’ve never had a goldfish live long enough to grow to the size of its surroundings. I guess the cheapies out of the feeder tank were never intended to be kept as pets.
Pammy
My goldfish Jaws is nine years old.
9 years?! No way! I think the longest living golfish I’ve ever had lasted about 5 days.
The Dantz (F***, I don’t even know what kind of toothpaste I use!)
Danny’s shoe size is 10, 101/2 I think. Mine is eleven. He used to get all these free shoes from some Nike endorsement… but they were always a tad too small for me. I don’t mind coming out of the woodwork for this earthshaking discussion, as I am busy procarstinating on the re-write of my new screenplay. Would be politically incorrect to grow a REALLY large gold fish, then cook and serve it?
New film? Need a composer, we got a few here (hahahaha)
Knight (Had to say it, just had to)
I hear they taste like lake trout.
All of a sudden, I’ve got some Herrmann-style “Attack of the Giant Goldfish” music running through my head. You kind of hit the nail on the head there, Knight.
Burrt
“Mmm. Unprocessed fish sticks.”
Nice. You have Hermann-style music in your head; I have flushing toilets and my mother saying, “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times: don’t flush new fish down the toilet!”.
By golly, since when was it against the law to have some excitememt?
And I’m wondering how big that goldfish would get. It could just be a B.Y.O.T.S. (Bring Your Own Tartar Sauce) affair and whoever showed would just let it slide. Watch out for vegans though… (Uh oh. Politically incorrect. I’ll be slapping myself on the wrist now.)
Love & “I Enjoy Things with a Face, Thanks”,
The GimpsterRick, I never got the impression you worried about whether or not something was PC. I think the real question is do you want to wait that long for a fish fry? It’s going to take several years to grow one big enough to make a meal of it, assuming you get one that can live long enough to grow that big.
I think goldfish stir-fry might work though. Just use the little ones. Swallow them whole, otherwise you have to go through the hassle of deboning the little buggers.
Hey, since people are offering their help to you with your upcoming film, I’d like to throw my hat in too. I think I could be a huge help with the procrastination part. I’ve been on a leave of absence from work for a week or so now. I’m supposed to be thinking about what I want to do with my life, but I keep putting it off. That’s exactly why I think I’m qualified to be a Professional Procrastination Partner.
I’m going to send my resume to you right now.
Well, maybe not right now, but as soon as I finish sorting my paper clips by color, I’ll get that to you. That is if it doesn’t become necessary to sort them by size too.
Anyway, I’ll get that too you soon. Or sometime around then. Maybe a little later than that. But I really am meaning to get to it. Really.
Because I’m the best composer in the world, you really couldn’t do without me. http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/pictures0/ (prepare to be amazed!!!)
The Dantz (the Spamasaurous-Rex)
Um, I was joking Mr. Dantz
Composers usually don’t come on until half-way through filming, production, or even after the film is done. Haven’t you ever read an Elfman interview? hehehehe
Knight (WHo knows someone who is better than Mr. Dantz, but not better than Elfman, so I guess Dantz isn’ the best composer in the world Muahahaha!)
This conversation is just darling. Now, I’ve got a few questions for Rick:
1. What’s the length of Danny’s right front incisor?
2. Does Danny enjoy the crisp refreshing taste of Diet Pepsi?
3. How long can Danny hold his breath under water?
4. Is Danny allergic to onions?
5. Is Danny the one who calls me at 4am *every single day* and leaves obscene messages on my answering machine?Your prompt reply is greatly appreciated.
The answer to number 5 is no. That’s me. Danny is the call waiting beep you hear in the middle of the obscene message. If you want dirty messages from Danny, tell Rick to tell him to wait until 4:15 to call.
Yes, I know you were joking, Knight. So was I.
The Dantz (Who knows there a billions of composers that are better than I).
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