SleepyHello – Thanks for a very hearty laugh! I’m still chuckling over the comment about the video game “where the dude runs around.”
Sadly enough, I once dated a guy who described my piano as “that brown wooden box thing with the white keys.” He then explained, “once when you weren’t here I closed the top to use it for me and the guys’ poker tournament. Are you pissed at me now?” All you musicians should know the answer. Eloquence is a rare commodity, use it wisely.
-E